Cellread - Dating a C.O.

Cellread - Dating a C.O is an eBook found in A Criminal Past DLC for Deus Ex: Mankind Divided. It contains a list of truths written for persons dating a correctional officer.

Transcript
8 Truths About Dating A Correctional Officer

By Buzz Fred

1. Your level of crazy will not come close to the level of crazy they deal with every day.

2. Chances are they have a couple prison riots under their belt, so they won't panic in emergency situations.

3. They know how to listen because their life depends on it.

4. They are taught to deal with problems immediately, so don't expect anything to be bottled up.

5. They are experienced with handcuffs (if you're into that.)

6. They are experienced with strip searches (if you're into that, too).

7. They get the respect of being a cop, but don't have the "serve and protect" hero complex.

8. At a party, they will always have the best work-related stories.

Trivia
The author name, Buzz Fred, is likely a reference to the news and entertainment site BuzzFeed, which is famous for its list-style articles.