G.A.R.M. computers

There are numerous computers located around G.A.R.M., used by the Illuminati mercenaries stationed there. They are concentrated in Hangars 1 and 2, the two main areas in G.A.R.M. The computers are mostly given ID numbers, rather than displaying the name of the owner.

OldBlueEye
For the e-mails on Viktor Marchenko's G.A.R.M. computer, see Viktor Marchenko's computers.

WKS ID852
For the e-mails on Vadim Orlov's G.A.R.M. computer, see Vadim Orlov's computers.

GARM ID742
This computer is located in the room containing the ice drill controls, directly beside the drill before it has been moved, and has a security rating of 3. The e-mails are in French since the facility is located in Switzerland, where French is an official language.

Cylindre Foreuse Dangeroux!
From: securite@MARG.genmail.mail To: MARG_Tous

Bonjour à tous,

Ce message POUR VOUS AVERTIR que le méga cylindre livré avec la foreuse n'est pas aux bonnes dimensions. Si l'opérateur n'encadre pas strictement les forages, il y a des risques de percer le hangar voisin et de causer de sérieux dégâts. Nous avons commandé un cylindre de replacement, mais en attendant, comme nous ne pouvons pas nous permettre de suspendre les travaux, merci de garder en tête les consignes de sécurité.

D'autre part, n'oubliez pas que seuls les employés ayant suivi la formation d'opérateur de foreuse sont autorisés à manipuler la machine. C'est capital ! En cas d'accident causé par un opératuer non habilité, nous ne sommes pas couverts par l'assurance.

Cordialement, Lena Amacher Chef de la sécurité du MARG

RE: C'est l'enfer à la salles de commandes
From: securite@MARG.genmail.mail To: Bastien Erb

Salut Bastien,

Étant donné que ce panneu d'isolation servait à isoler la salle des commandes de la foreuse, je comprends que les bruits du hangar puissent te déranger. Je te confirme que cette gêne est temporaire et qu'il sera très bientôt remplacé!

Petite remarque, si je peux me permettre : modère-toi un peu ! Les rumeurs qui circulent comme quoi le panneau aurait été retiré pour être revendu suite aux coupes budgétaires n'ont pas été du goût de tout le monde... même si c'est une blague :)

Je te tiendrai au courant dès que j'en saurai plus sur la date de livraison.

Bien à toi, Lena Amarcher Chef de la sécurité du MARG

E-MAIL D'ORIGINE: De: Bastien Erb À: securite@MARG.genmail.mail Objet: C'est l'enfer à la salle des commandes

Lena,

Est-ce que quelqu'un sait quand ce putain de truc au plafond sera remplacé UNE BONNE FOIS POUR TOUTES?!?! J'en peux plus du vacarme du hanger !

Bastien

WKS ID569
It has a security rating of 3.

RE: Forget something?
From: Tommy To: Goran

Shit sorry. 6653.

REFERENCED EMAIL: From: Goran To: Tommy Subject: Forget something?

Tommy when you update the door code you update the laser grid code as well right?

WKS ID436
It has a security rating of 3.

Neglecting detail
From: Jorge To: Augustus

Hahahaha... yes I got your "joke". It's more of a pun, actually. Anyways, no problem. I'll get started cleaning in the break room.

PS - If you need to know, I'm giving Yevgeny private chess lessons in exchange for computer help. Also, mind your own fucking business.

Cheers, J

REFERENCED EMAIL: From: Augustus To: Jorge Subject: Neglected detail

Jorge,

PK's rotated to you this week, sorry. No one likes it but there it is. And no pawning it off (hahaha, get the joke?) on someone else this time. It's not fair to the others to bait them into doing your detail by playing them at chess. It's like watching play an infant with these mouth-breathers.

Oh yeah, and what's with you and Yevgeny anyway? Saw you two hanging out at the lockers in the box guard tent. You two hiding something in there?

Augustus

RE: Strange error message
From: Yevgeny To: Augustus

Same source as last time. I'll take care of it.

Yevgeny.

REFERENCED EMAIL: From: Augustus To: Yevgeny Subject: Strange error message

Hi Yevgeny,

I got another one of those strange text strings on my PC again. I've copied it below for you to take a look at:

Dpoubdu gspn Njtufs Nbkftujd. Pezttfvt jt bdujwf. Sif tpo pg Qptfjepo ejft jg if efwbuft gspo qmbo.

Thanks, Augustus

WKS ID267
This computer has a security rating of 2.

RE: Reserves
From: Alari Toom To: Roland Galla

Of course. I will check and see how many men I can spare to you.

Good luck, Toom

REFERENCED EMAIL: From: Roland Galla To: Alari Toom Subject: Baltic Reserves

Toom,

I've been running through scenarios and troop formations with Viktor for the upcoming mission and I realized that we will be loosing almost twenty percent of our men to the advance team. Viktor is not happy about this. I know you guys are in strung-out shape after Dubai, but we're going to need whoever you can spare. Viktor isn't asking.

Cheers, Roland

Additional men needed for Stormsurge
From: OldBlueEye To: Roland Galla

Roland,

Regarding out discussion last night. I'm still not comfortable with troop numbers for Stormsurge. As I said, I won't compromise the advance team numbers as they are integral to the success of the mission. Proper infiltration and site preparation will make or break us here.

I want you to contact BH and tell Toom to provide us with an additional twenty five men from his unit. Tell him, Roland, don't ask.