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Tower computers is a group of computers appearing in the expansion A Criminal Past for Deus Ex: Mankind Divided. The computers are located in Penley T. Housefather Correctional Facility's Tower building, which houses Processing, the Infirmary, and Automated Security.

Automated Security[]

Melanie Hanson's computer[]

I don't trust Donald[]

From: Orin Kepac
To: Melanie Hanson

I'm convinced that Donald is sabotaging the drones and sentries.

I gave him a test. Let's see what he does.

I also told him that I suspect you of being the person I can't trust. :)

Keep an eye on him, but keep your distance. I want to see what he does.

OK
Orin Kepac
Automated Defense Manager


RE: You were right![]

From: Adnan Keonig [external]
To: Melanie Hanson

Hacked? Who the hell would hack it? Stenger's going to lose his shit. I'll let you take credit for this find.

Adnan Keonig
Help Desk - Serial Robotic Diagnostics


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From: Melanie Hanson
To: Adnan Keonig
Subject: You were right!

Adnan,

You were right. The executable in the cloud's phantom file had enough iterative backup noise from the last few weeks to do a full rebuild and restore. It took me more than a day but the assembled log clearly shows it was hacked.

Melanie Hanson
Automated Defense Technician
Penley T. Housefather Correctional Facility


Birthday[]

From: Zoe Gencolo
To: All employees

Good morning,

On behalf of the Penley T. Housefather Correctional Facility, we all would like to wish a happy birthday to

Michael D. Rhowsay

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zoe Gencolo
Receptionist
Penley T. Housefather Correctional Facility


Donald Gagnon's computer[]

Orion insta-messaging autosave[]

From: Madalyn Besser
To: Donald Gagnon

This conversation was automatically saved in your Conversation History:
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>Donald Gagnon: What are we doing tonight?
>Madalyn Besser: Streamed movies and chill? ;)
>Donald Gagnon: Y!E!S!
>Madalyn Besser: Only a couple days until we're on vacation, babe.
>Donald Gagnon: I can't wait until we're out of here. I love that you found a resort where augmented people are not allowed. Was it expensive?
>Madalyn Besser: Yes and no. Anyway, I figured we both needed a couple days away from seeing augs.
>Donald Gagnon: What about the people that work there? Are they auged?
>Madalyn Besser: No.
>Donald Gagnon: T!H!A!N!K! G!O!D!
>Donald Gagnon: Anyway. Back to work. Someone's gotta fix these bots.


Inaccuracy[]

From: Orin Kepac
To: Donald Gagnon

Some of the sentry calibrations have weird timestamps on their CLB files. When I chedked them, they'd reverted to older versions but the checksums were different.

I don't know if it's Melanie, one of the guards, or what, but someone's been messing around. Can you take a look and see if you spot something wrong.

Thanks in advance.

OK
Orin Kepac
Automated Defense Manager


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From: Melanie Hanson
To: Adnan Keonig
Subject: You were right!

Adnan,

You were right. The executable in the cloud's phantom file had enough iterative backup noise from the last few weeks to do a full rebuild and restore. It took me more than a day but the assembled log clearly shows it was hacked.

Melanie Hanson
Automated Defense Technician
Penley T. Housefather Correctional Facility


Board game night[]

From: Zoe Gencolo
To: All employees

To all employees,

We are looking for volunteers to help facilitate the upcoming board game night.

Do we have any masters of dungeons working here?

Zoe Gencolo
Receptionist
Penley T. Housefather Correctional Facility


Processing[]

Ellen McGuire's computer[]

About the warden...[]

From: Kelvin Yang
To: Ellen McGuire

I never cleared that inmate to do an unmonitored work detail in the Infirmary. If she said I said that, it's a lie.

Anyone who actually reads his psych file would understand just how potentially dangerous he is.

I don't get why she's interfering all of a sudden. She's never ruled over me like this before.

Kelvin Yang
Clinical Psychologist Position


Ignore Kelvin[]

From: Patsy Perkins
To: Ellen McGuire

Ellen,

I understand your concerns about Worthmuller'ssicsic assignment but I reviewed his file myself. We're simply following the recommendations of the Arizona State psychiatrist rehabilitation program. I'm surprised Kelvin seems to be ignoring this fact. The effect of given responsibility was cited as a positive tool for someone rebuilding their self-worth.

Worthmullersicsic is only manning the infirmary for visits, taking messages, and continuing to log inventory in the absence of Dr Essel. Honestly, it would be a shame not to take advantage of the man's positive attitude in wanting to help.

I would appreciate you trusting our judgment on this. Mr. Stenger has clear instructions to pay close attention to Worthmullersicsic and I trust everything is in hand.

Patsy Perkins
Warden - Penley T. Housefather Correctional Facility


Social events schedule[]

From: Zoe Gencolo
To: All employees

To all employees,

Here is a rundown of social events that will be happening next week.

- - - - -

Sunday
Dinner: Make Your Own Pizza Night
Meeting: Beer, Wine, & Cheese Tasting
Movie (8pm): "The Flop House Gang" Comedy. 119 min (R) Three nerdy friends are chased by the mafia because they saw a movie they weren't supposed to see. MetaMovie Score: 88%

Monday
Dinner: Vegetarian Menu
Meeting: Retro Video Game Club
Movie (8pm): "Hacker's Run" Sci Fi/Action. 109 min (PG) A team of cyber criminals enter a digital world where data equals money. MetaMovie Score: 78%

Tuesday
Dinner: BBQ
Meeting: Book & Wine Club
Movie (8pm): "The Unbearable Weight of Two Augs" Drama/Thriller. 135 min (R) A modern day retelling of the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde story. (This won several awards) MetaMovie Score: 98%

Wednesday
Dinner: Seafood (Catch of the day)
Meeting: Correctional Officers Union
Movie (8pm): "Alli Gatornaut: Space Camp Sleepover" Comedy. 91 min (R) A raunchy alligator enters the space program. MetaMovie Score: 87%

Thursday
Dinner: BBQ
Meeting: Board Game Night
Movie (8pm): "Old Criminals 3: Golden Oldies" Comedy. 112 min (G) The gang of retired criminals is at it again, this time they're robbing Fort Knox! MetaMovie Score: 72%

Friday
Dinner: Italian
Meeting: Open Mic (Music, comedy, poetry, etc)
Movie (8pm): "The Single Aug" Drama. 99 min (PG-13) An augmented divorcee tries to find love again. MetaMovie Score: 92%

Saturday
Dinner: Steak
Meeting: Fantasy Sports Club
Movie (8pm): "Haunted Phantom" Horror. 93 min (R) A family is tormented by a ghost. MetaMovie Score: 89%


Orin Kepac's computer[]

RE: Love u[]

From: Erica Kepac [external]
To: Orin Kepac

What's going on? Are you OK?
-erica


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From: Orin Kepac
To: Erica Kepac
Subject: Love U

Pray for us. I love u.

Orin Kepac
Automated Defense Manager


Auto Defense Proposal[]

From: Patsy Perkins
To: Orin Kepac

Orin,

The budget for the automated defensessicsic was given a "yellow light" so I'll be presenting a revised proposal to the board soon.

Check with Madalyn and book a meeting with me for tomorrow. I need you to come up with ways to make it more appealing. The board didn't know what to make of all the tech talk. What they want to see is the ROI they'll get out of their investment.

We should use the Wilburg tragedy to our advantage. Tell them that we can avoid future PR disasters if we had more modern drones and so on.

Patsy Perkins
Warden - Penley T. Housefather Correctional Facility


Board game night[]

From: Zoe Gencolo
To: All employees

To all employees,

We are looking for volunteers to help facilitate the upcoming board game night.

Do we have any masters of dungeons working here?

Zoe Gencolo
Receptionist
Penley T. Housefather Correctional Facility


Gustavo Lupoli's computer[]

Schedule for Cell Block A[]

From: Ellen McGuire
To: Gustavo Lupoli

Here's the schedule for CELL BLOCK A
(0000-0600)
Joseph Bellrose
Gabriel Tango

(0600-1200)
Robert Jones
Juan Martin

(1200-1800)
Joshua Drummer
Robert Rowe

(1800-2000)
Joel Dodgeson
Thomas Servito

Keep a close eye on Rowe, if we get any more complaints about him, he's off the schedule. Let me know if you need anything else.

Ellen McGuire
Inmate Scheduling


Next week's inmates[]

From: Benjamin Bills [external]
To: Gustavo Lupoli

Here's your next lot. Congrats, you got a celebrity coming in next week. J. Carter is one of those "aug celebrities." My kids love him. Too young to know I suppose. He fudged his taxes and look where it got him. :P

P.T.H.C Facility

Name - Augmentation Lvl. - Sentence
Carter, J. - Lvl.1 - 2 years
Etkins, S. - Lvl. 4 - 12 years
Furituny, D. - Lvl.3 - 6 months

Have a good weekend.

-BB
Benjamin Bills
Inmate Movement Coordinator
Arizona State Correctional Department


Top 10 of 2029 best places to work[]

From: Patsy Perkins
To: All employees

Great work everyone!

The U.S. Department of Corrections Again Ranks in Top 10 of 2029 Best Places to Work in the Federal Government.

The Partnership for Public Service yesterday released the results of the 2029 Best Places to Work in the Federal Government rankings, and the U.S. Department of Corrections has once again ranked in the top 10, placing 3rd overall among the 19 large Federal agencies, and also ranked 3rd in effective leadership, strategic management, and support for diversity: The DoC leadership is very pleased the positive feedback from our employees keeps us in the top 10.

The rankings measure federal employee satisfaction and commitment and are based on responses from more than 1,700,000 federal workers.

Best Places to Work is the most comprehensive assessment of how federal employees perceive their jobs and agencies, providing insights into issues ranging from leadership to pay, to teamwork and work-life balance.

Patsy Perkins
Warden - Penley T. Housefather Correctional Facility


Infirmary[]

Morris Assumpacio's computer[]

Hello...[]

From: Leonardo Sanchez
To: Morris Assumpacio

Dear Nurse Assumpacio,

My name is Leonardo Sanchez. I just started working here two months ago. Can I see you? Karen in accounting told me that you occasionally provide minor health services for the staff.

I know official policy says I'm supposed to go offsite to see a doctor in town, but I'm wondering if you'd bend the rules a little for me.

I have a stye. I've had it before and normally treat it myself, but it has been over 48 hours of warm compresses and it's still around. It needs to be lanced by someone who isn't me.

Leonardo Sanchez
Office Assistant


Dental work?[]

From: Eduardo Rost
To: Morris Assumpacio

There's an inmate in Block A complaining about a tooth-related issue. He says it had nothing to do with his augs.

Do I let him go to the doctor or do we have a dentist in the infirmary? Some guards say no and some say yes. Is it the Fixer? I don't know if they're pulling my chain because I'm new or if either of them actually knows the answer.

I figured I should just ask someone who works in the Infirmary to get the real answer.

Eduardo Rost
Correctional Officer


Welcome! New employees[]

From: June Naydeen
To: All employees

Please join us in welcoming the following new employees:

- - - - -

Enrique LaPointea
Correctional Officer

Hometown: Ogden, Utah
Years of experience? 5
Have a nickname? no
Favorite time of day? (and why?) Breakfast and my first sip of coffee.
When you were a kid what did you want to be when you grew up? First baseman for Dallas
What superpower do you wish you had? Indestructability
Favorite word? Baseball
Coffee or Tea? Coffee

- - - - -

Lorenzo McCovey
Correctional Officer

Hometown: Duncan, Arizona
Years of experience? 1
Have a nickname? "Mac"
Favorite time of day? (and why?) Midnight because everything that happened before is wiped clean and it's a whole new day.
When you were a kid what did you want to be when you grew up? Doctor
What superpower do you wish you had? Teleportation
Favorite word? Focaccia
Coffee or Tea? Herbal Tea

- - - - -

June Naydeen
Human Resources
Penley T. Housefather Correctional Facility


Dr. Suzanne Essel's computer[]

Help is on the way[]

From: Patsy Perkins
To: Dr. Suzanne Essel

Suzanne,

To follow up on our conversation, I've gotten confirmation that the new nurse will be joining us next week. Seems as though telling them that we've had to resort to staffing the infirmary with an inmate was enough to get them to pony up the money for our budget.

I was going to pull Worthmullersicsic out of there but I'm getting resistance from Stenger for some reason. I can't understand that man sometimes. One day he's justifying to me that the inmates can't be trusted and need to be taught who's boss, and the next he's telling me that people like Worthmullersicsic deserve a second chance or they'll never get back on track. Bear with the situation for a little while longer. I'll review again next week.

Patsy Perkins
Warden - Penley T. Housefather Correctional Facility


Augmentations[]

From: Dr. Josephine Greenberg [external]
To: Dr. Suzanne Essel

Hi Suzanne,

I looked over the list you sent, and, if you allow me to be a little unprofessional, this inmate Walthers is amazing! The sheer number of augmentations implanted is incredible. And their quality is upper-upper level. I mean, Sarif implants were never cheap, and this guy is full of them.

I asked around and a friend of a friend said they saw a few of the same augments on soldiers in the Australian civil war...

Make sure your people keep him properly neutralized. For your sake.

Take care,

Dr. Josephine Greenberg
Augmentation Emergency Medicine
East Elmhurst Hospital -- Queens, NY


Dishwashers[]

From: Michael D. Rhowsay
To: All employees

REMINDER

Please take note that for hygienic reasons and allergies, it is forbidden to leave dirty utensils on any Cafeteria countertops or inside sinks.

Dirty utensils should be rinsed and placed inside the dishwasher. If they are full or already on, it is your responsibility to clean and store them inside the utensil drawer, especially during the weekends.

When the dishwashers are running, there's a sign on the door to remind you! PLEASE AVOID PUTTING THE DISHES INSIDE THE DISHWASHER AFTER THE WASHING CYCLE. Think about your colleagues...

Help us keeping our work environment clean.

Michael D. Rhowsay
Operations Manager

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