Silly Short Stories Volume 78 is one of the eBooks in the System Rift DLC for Deus Ex: Mankind Divided. It can be found on a table next to the entrance to the Zátopek Bar.
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"The Vampire and The Solar Powered Robot"
By Brock Mayhem
Once upon a time...
There was a lonely vampire.
Every day...
He had to drink human blood and be inside his tomb before sunrise.
But, one day...
He saw a beautiful solar powered robot and fell in love with her at first sight.
Because of that...
He stayed in the sunlight a little bit each day.
Because of that...
He grew weaker.
Because of that...
He only left his tomb occasionally.
Until finally...
He died of starvation.
And ever since then...
Solar powered assassin robots have kept the world free of deadly vampires.
But now...
The solar powered assassin robots are coming for us!