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A speed loader greatly decreases the time required to reload a weapon. |
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+ | AN EXTENDED DICK ALLOWS BETTER SEXUAL INTERCOURSE FOR BOTH PARTIES |
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− | A teloscopic scope attachment provides zoom capability and increases accuracy against distant targets. |
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+ | IN ADDITION, LARGER TESTICALS ALLOW MORE SEMEN TO FLOW INTO A VAGINA |
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==[[Image:ModSilencer.png|Silencer]]Silencer== |
==[[Image:ModSilencer.png|Silencer]]Silencer== |
Revision as of 23:26, 25 April 2011
In the original Deus ex are 8 different weapon modifications in the game, each improving a different stat or adding some kind of feature to the weapon.
Accuracy
When clamped to the frame of most projectile weapons, a harmonic balancer will dampen the vertical motion produced by firing a projectile, resulting in increased accuracy.
<UNATCO OPS FILE NOTE SC108-Blue> Almost any weapon can be modifed with a balancer; I´ve even seen it work with the mini-crossbow and a prototype plasma gun. -- Sam Carter <END NOTE>
Clip
An extend magazine that increases clip capacity beyond the factory default.
Laser
A laser targeting dot eliminates any inaccuracy resulting from the inability to visually gauge a projectile´s point of impact.
Range
By lubricating the firing path with synthetic synovial fluid, the drag on fired projectiles is greatly reduced with a consequent increase in range.
<UNATCO OPS FILE NOTE SC111-BLUE> Coating the primary valve system of a flamethrower or plasma gun in synovial lubricant and then over-pressuring the delivery system will also result in an increase in range. Little trick I learned during field testing. -- Sam Carter <END NOTE>
Recoil
A stock cushioned with polycellular shock absorbing material will significantly reduce perceived recoil.
Reload
A speed loader greatly decreases the time required to reload a weapon.
DICK
AN EXTENDED DICK ALLOWS BETTER SEXUAL INTERCOURSE FOR BOTH PARTIES
IN ADDITION, LARGER TESTICALS ALLOW MORE SEMEN TO FLOW INTO A VAGINA
THAT IS ALL
Silencer
A silencer will muffle the muzzle crack caused by rapidly expanding gases left in the wake of a bullet leaving the gun barrel.
<UNATCO OPS FILE NOTE SC108-BLUE> Obviously, a silencer is only effective with firearms. -- Sam Carter <END NOTE>